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Star Magazine named Goopy Paltrow the Most Hated Celebrity in Hollywood last week and this week, People has named her the the World's Most Beautiful Woman. Of course, People chose a picture of Goopy...
View ArticleGoopy Paltrow Had To Shave Her Goop Fur Off To Wear This Dress
Suck on a ginger candy and get yourself a tall glass of soda water and a plate of saltines, because the heaves are a comin'.Goopy Paltrow tells Ellen, in an episode airing today, that she obviously...
View ArticleSo, I Guess Chris Martin Is Never Angry Around Goopy Paltrow
The World's Most Beautiful Woman was on another talk show last night, because she's not overexposed enough and she won't stop popping up everywhere until the image of her face is embedded into your...
View ArticleGoopy Never Places Demands On Chris Martin
The world's most beautiful and hated person Goopy Paltrow talked to Glamour UK (via UsWeekly) about her marriage to Chris Martin and thankfully she didn't talk about how she rage blows him every time...
View ArticlePeople Want A Pepper Potts Movie, So Says Goopy Paltrow
Goopy Paltrow doesn't need to stroke the shaft of her own ego when the voices in her head can do it for her. Goopy already told the world that her friend told her that she has the ass of a 22-year-old...
View ArticleQOTD: The Met Gala Was Not Good Enough For Goopy
If you've ever wanted to go to the Met Gala, you're crazy. But if you're going to go, go next year, because it's going to be GOOP-free! Goopy Paltrow told USA Today in so many words that she'd rather...
View ArticleSpeaking Of Kanye Meltdowns.....
While getting drunk with Australian radio hosts Kyle and Jackie Oat a dinner in NYC the other night, Goopy Paltrow continued to whine about how the Met Gala sucked (translation: if she wanted to be...
View ArticleGoopy Paltrow Thinks She Looks Like RuPaul Here
In her 5,902,487th interview of the month, Goopy Paltrow tells USA Today that she knows the stick shoved up her ass is a "lightning rod" and people constantly "project a lot of stuff" onto her. She...
View ArticleGoopy Is Talking About The Met Gala Again, But Didn't Spit On It This Time
Goopy Paltrow is still crapping at the mouth about the Met Gala and she'll keep crapping at the mouth about the Met Gala until it's time for next year's Met Gala, so she can crap at the mouth about it...
View ArticleGoopy Stank Up The Met Gala
To Goopy Paltrow, being at the Met Gala was a lot like being trapped in the wet, hot fart of a poor person who just ate cheap Mexican food. She hated almost every second of it. Well, the feeling...
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